Careers

Thanks for considering working with us. We don’t often have jobs available but when we do they will be listed on this page.

The process:

We post our jobs here and have online forms for applications. If you get an interview, you’ll receive a calendar link to schedule a call. If that call goes well you’ll talk to one of the partners.

What we’re looking for:

This isn’t complicated. If you’re prideful, angry, selfish, lazy, or stupid, we won’t hire you. If that sounds like you, then apply for therapy, not Axe Throw.

We actually look at every application and we work hard to be respectful of your time. That said, we make no guarantees. You should be looking for the best job for you; that doesn’t have to be here.

Jobs available:

Thanks again for your interest. We wish you the best of luck in your job search, and we look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Axe Throw 🪓